1. Other geeks ask you for advice
2. You don't own an iphone
3. You know that a VAX is not a vacuum cleaner (extra points gained for knowing how to emulate one)
4. You didn't learn to programme in VB (or VBA)
5. You type "ls" instead of "dir" by mistake on a Windows box
6. Your keyboard is Dvorak
7. You use a server as a temporary table when on a camping holiday
8. You make a heads up display (HUD) in your car (It can be done for less than $30)
9. You can root any device you have (NAS, phone, etc.)
10. Your bin opens and closes automatically when your hand approaches it.
